Published April 8, 2008
by Hyperion .
Written in English
|The Physical Object|
|Number of Pages||192|
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User Review - MiaCulpa - LibraryThing. As someone who has never watched “Saturday Night Live”, I’m not au fait on the career of Jack Handey. He seems to be an expert on the pithy short humorous content and “What I’d say to the Martians 4/5(3). What I'd Say to the Martians And Other Veiled Threats (Book): Handey, Jack: Jack Handey is one of America's favorite humorists, from his New Yorker pieces to his Deep Thoughts books and Saturday Night Live sketches. Now, in What I'd Say to the Martians, Handey regales readers with his incredible wit and wacky musings. Review: What I'd Say to the Martians by Jack Handey If you're an ant, and you're walking across the top of a cup of pudding, you probably have no idea that the only thing between you and disaster is the strength of that pudding skin. 1 down vote In the novel Mark writes "Look! A pair of boobs -> .Y.)" Although in the original serial posted to Andy's website it was something about felching (don't look that up please) and a blooper scene leads me to believe they almost went with that in the movie because it's a scene of Teddy explaining what felching is to Annie (again don't look it up if you don't already know) .
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